Dialectic 101

Writing is hard because you have to think.

Writing is easy bcs u dont haf 2 txt msg evry 5 fkn secs.

Writing is hard because you have to make decisions.

Writing is easy because you don’t have to listen to a colleague complain about his girfriend.

Writing is hard because you have to figure out what to leave out and what to leave in.

Writing is easy because you don’t have to pretend to be interested in whatever your boss is saying.

Writing is hard because you always have to sacrifice your favorite phrase since it invariably screws up the paragraph.

Writing is easy because you don’t have to hear about someone’s expensive car repairs.

Writing is hard because you wonder if anyone is ever going to read the damn thing.

Writing is easy because you get to turn off the telephone.

Writing is hard because you miss people.