Since everyone in the US is thinking about either the election today or the result of the North American men’s hardball championship last night (during which the celebrities in the Texas Rangers’ War Criminal Loge looked so disappointed), it might be an opportune time to change the topic to another burning issue of the moment. How about reconciling religion and sorcery? Readers in Delaware, take note.
Courtesy of the O’Shea Bible Braintrust™, which consists of a has-been, a teen and a tween, a useful guide to the fab five:
Ginny’s sis by marriage is Hermione Granger.
“Voldermort’s evil hex awed us,” said Dumbledore and Snape.
Leave it to cousin Dudley to ruin Harry’s childhood!
“The books sold in such great numbers,” giggled Joanne all the way to the bank, “that I’m thinking of auctioning off my laundry lists!”
“Due to Ron and me,” Harry boasted, “Hogwarts has been saved.”
You are now free to retch in this mess of pottage.
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